Leaves on this Family Tree

Monday, November 29, 2010

My Sock Monkeys have Attitudes.


Yes, you heard me . .
these 5 all have attitudes.
Just look at them . . .
so sweet and innocent looking.

Right?
Well, wait until you get a closeup of them.

1st we have King Kong Monkey . . .
I don't know how he got so big,
but he just kept growing and growing.
And, to top it all off,
he doesn't think he is a Sock Monkey.
He thinks he is the re-incarnation
of Shari Lewis'
Lamb Chop!
Do you see a similarity?
Charley Horse,
maybe,
but not Lamb Chop!
Me neither.

Give one a French Beret
and they think they are
Maurice Chevalier.
He even demanded the name!
Pierre is on the left and Maurice on the right.

Then, when Andre came along,
and decided to bring his girlfriend along.
Andre is on the left with his girlfriend,
Isibella, on the right.
(Even her name is spelled foreign!)
I can just hear them now.
Pretty soon Andre and Maurice
will be singing along with Maurice Chevalier!

I have heard this song
wafting around my house
the last two days . . .
I need to get them to their new homes ASAP!






Signed,
Mother of Warped Sock Monkeys

7 comments:

  1. Ha ha ha!!! These are funny. Love the monkeys. =D

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  2. They reminded me of:

    Five Little Monkeys
    Written by: Unknown, Copyright Unknown

    Five little monkeys jumping on the bed
    One fell off and bumped his head
    So Momma called the doctor and the doctor said
    No more monkeys jumping on the bed!

    Four little monkeys jumping on the bed
    One fell off and bumped his head
    So Momma called the doctor and the doctor said
    No more monkeys jumping on the bed!

    Three little monkeys jumping on the bed
    One fell off and bumped his head
    So Momma called the doctor and the doctor said
    No more monkeys jumping on the bed!

    Two little monkeys jumping on the bed
    One fell off and bumped his head
    So Momma called the doctor and the doctor said
    No more monkeys jumping on the bed!

    One little monkey jumping on the bed
    He fell off and bumped his head
    So Momma called the doctor and the doctor said
    No more monkeys jumping on the bed!

    No little monkeys jumping on the bed
    None fell off and bumped his head
    So Momma called the doctor and the doctor said
    Put those monkeys back in bed!

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  3. You have been very busy! They are wonderful, every one of them.

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  4. Ya Ya . . 5 Little Monkeys was my oldest nieces' favorite rhyme. I can still see her swinging on the porch swing with me and laughing as she said it.

    paula

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  5. I love your monkeys!

    P.S. You DO know that it is Fugly and what that stands for? Do I need to educate you, Paula, dear? hee-hee.

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  6. Popped over via a friend of a friend. You know how that goes. How have I missed all your fun. New follower for sure.

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  7. LOL....you're so funny! Love the monkeys AND the wine bags. How clever you are. :o) I'm going to post later. Trying to catch up a bit at work right now. xoxox

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